Γκουχ γκουχ
Drum roll please
Ας ξετυλίξουμε τα παχιά κόκκινα χαλιά από την Περσία, ας γυαλίσουμε τα Louboutin και ας φέρει κάποιος τη στιρέλα το κέρατομου ΗΡΘΕ Η ΩΡΑ ΓΙΑ ΤΗΝ ΤΕΛΕΤΗ ΛΗΞΗΣ των βλογόσκαρς.
Στα δεξιά μας βλέπουμε την Juliana από το Ε! να παίρνει θέση για να υποδεχτεί τις ταινίες, οι βλογοσκαριανοί φανς πατάνε με μανία F5 καθώς περιμένουν νανέβουν οι λίστες με τις καλύτερες ταινίες της χρονιάς που πέρασε και τα κορίτσα του fashionism είναι στο θρόνο του fashion police έτοιμες να μας πουν yay ορ nay για τα συνολάκια.
Πάμε λοιπόν.
20. The impossible
-Juliana: Oh my god,darling you are fabulous, are you exciting about tonight?
-The impossible: Well hello there, blogoscarianoi love u people (κάμει καρδούλες), yes i'm very excited, i hope i don't see any fountain inside though, i kinda hate water, you know..
-J: ha ha ha oh you're so funny, so tell me, who're you wearing?
-T.I: Im wearing Carolina Herrera, and the shoes are Saint Laurent
-J: God i love those earrings,
-T.I: Yeah they are Irene Neuwirth,
-J:Wow.. So what about your boy?
-The boy: Hi Juliana,
-T.I: He's wearing Gucci
-J: Well i think u both are so chic, thank u so much, have a great night, byee
-T.I,T.B: Byeee
19. Seeking a friend for the end of the world
-Juliana: And here is the movie about the end of the world! Well awkward, that didn't happen, lol, how are you people?
-(really long title):Hey Juliana, we're fine thanks, glad the world didn't end, we couldn't wait for tonight!
-J: That's true! So tell me, who're you wearing?
-(r.l.t): Im wearing Christian Dior, and the shoes are Jimmy Choo
-J: I love your clutch,
-(r.l.t):Thank you,it's Lanvin
-J: So lovely colours.. So what about your boy?
-The boy: Hi Juliana,
-(r.l.t): He's wearing Hardy Amies
-J: Well i think you both are so chic, thank you so much, have a great night, byee
-(r.l.t),T.B: Byeee
18. Les Miserables
-Juliana: Is that music?.. Well i guess Les Miserables have arrived, you people can't stop singing! Ha ha ha
-L.M: ♪♪♪ Hello beautiful Julianaaaaa ♪♪♪, we just can't get enouougouououugh ♪♪♪ l a la laaa
-J: (κλείνει διακριτικά ταυτιά της) Aha, i can tell..So you have such a lovely dress tell me about it, who're you wearing?
-L.M: ♪♪♪ It's Jenny Packhaaaaam fa la laa la la laa the shoes are Saint Laurent and my cluuuuutch is Giorgio Armani,
-J: And they match perfectly with your jewellery,
-L.M: ♪♪♪ Iiiiiiindeeeeed ♪♪♪ i chose grey tone to match with my booooooy ♪♪♪
-J: Sure, i see that, and who're you wearing you pale darling?
-The boy: ♪♪♪ Hi Juliaaaan its Les Hommeeeees ♪♪♪
-J: Well i think you both are so chic, thank you so much, have a great night, byee
-L.M,T.B: Byeee
17. Anna Karenina
-Juliana: Heeey is the stage moving? Dafuq people,a train? oops, sorry but something hap.. ooh i see now, Anna Karenina is coming.
-A.K:(τσαφ τσουφ, τσαφ τσουφ, δόντια κροταλίζουν)Oh Juliana my dear i'm terribly sorry for the inconvenience, but there was not a spot for my train in the parking lot! (τουτ τουυυυυυτ)
-J:(έχει μείνει μαλάκας, κούτελο γυαλίζει) Wow!quite an entrance madame Karenina, and i must say your dress is the most spectacular i've seen till now,
-A.K: Well you should see my closet darling, THIS is spectacular, the dress is just another amazing piece by Jean Paul Gaultier,
-J:It is absolutely beautiful, and the diamonds, fit the dress so well
-A.K: Oh these old rocks, hahaha (γυρνάει στο μπόι η λυσσάρα και γράφει τη Τζουλιάνα)
-J:Οοοκ, so what about you monsieur,
-The boy: Excuse Anna,she's jetlaged. Well i'm wearing Roberto Cavalli.
-J: Well i think you both are so chic, thank you so much, have a great night, byee
-A.K,T.B: Byeee
16. Hitchcock
-Juliana: And yes, Mr. Hitchcock has arrived, i can hear the screams, aaand yeap, plastic knives all over the place people, damn those fans are so well equiped right Mr. Hitch?
-A.H: Please doll, call me Alfred (το γυναικάκι κοιτάει περίεργα)
-J: Ohh.. oook! So Alfred welcome to this fantastic night, as i can see your special lady has an exquisite outfit, tell me about it.
-The girl: Good evening Jul, my dress is Nicholas Oakwell and my shoes Oscar de la Renta
-J: You are absolutely fa nta stic, god i love your accesories!!
-A.H: Isn't she shiny?
-J: Ha ha yes she is! Who are you wearing Alfred?
-T.G: Oh he loves teasing me! I chose for him Giorgio Armani,
-J: Well i think you both are so chic, thank you so much, have a great night, byee
-A.H,T.G: Byeee
15. Argo
-Juliana: And now i think i see Argo? I can hear people screaming Argo Fuck Yourself, lol you fans, this night wouldn't be the same without you,
-A: Hey, are you Juliana? Are these the fake oscars?
-J: Erm..yeah! Why, why are you asking?
-A: I can't tell you, it's top secret,ssh..
-J: oo..okk, so can you tell me who're you wearing?Or is that a secret too?
-A: No, that's fine,(whispering)just be cool with the rest of the team,γκουχ γκουχ, yeah man i'm in the blogoscars woo-hoo, not fake AT ALL, well i'm wearing Dsquared2, fake, HAA #NOT, and my lady here wears Zac Posen
-J:(δεν ξέρει τι να πει η δόλια, κοιτάει σα χάνος) oh boy, you do have some issues about telling the truth,right?hahaha
-T.G: (whispering) Lol, Argo, everybody is staring let's get the fuck out of here
-J: Well i think you both are so chic, thank you so much, have a great night, byee
-A.H,T.G: Byeee
14. Django Unchained
-J: Well it's wild wild west time folks, Django is inda houseee, yayy
-(D): With a silent D girl,don't EVER forget that.
-J: Yeah, done! So you are a cute couple together, both in black, looove it, so sexy and chic.
-(D):Yo, that's right, we decided to look alike, cause we love so much each other, we could do anything.
-J: So, so romantic, ah.. so i'm guessing your beautiful suit is McQueen, right?
-(D): Yes, and my love glows into an Elie Saab outfit,
-T.G: Oh my sweet Django (φιλιούνται πεταχτά οι ερωτευμένοι)
-J: Well i think you both are so chic, thank you so much, have a great night, byee
-(D),T.G: Byeee
13. Take this waltz
-J: Oh..romance time, Take this waltz is here with us, hello there, erm.. why is your boy's face missing?
-T.T.W: Ha.. you noticed it! Well i couldn't decide which boy i wanted with me, you know i'm kind of unstable and unfaithfull,haha so tadaaa..
-J: Oh girl you are so funny, you really don't give a shit about anyone else except yourself?
-T.T.W: ... i guess! Don't you remember me in Blue Valentine? Duuhh..
-J: Ook, so about your look, tell us,
-T.T.W: Well i'm wearing Elie Saab, cause i'm a super romantic girl,deep deep down,and not a crazy bitch,lol, and my boy is in a Burberry suit,
-T.B: ...
-J: Well i think you both are so chic, thank you so much, have a great night, byee
-T.T.W,T.G: Byeee
12. Moonrise Kingdom
-J: Aww.. the cutest couple is on stage! Please welcome Moonrise Kingdom. (λαοθάλασσα παραληρεί)
-M.K: Hi Juliana, we're so happy for being here, there are so many emergency exits if we'd like to escape.
-J: Hey you too, don't you dare leave this place, ha ha ha juuust kidding,so please let your fans know what are you wearing,
-T.B: Zac Posen for my girl and Roberto Cavalli for me,
-J: And what is this around your neck? Very interesting,
-M.K: Oh!It's an alligator, my boy gave this to me,see we have a thing for dead bugs used as jewellery so i thought this necklace would fit perfectly!
-T.B: It sure does,
-J: Well i think you both are so chic, thank you so much, have a great night, byee
-M.K,T.B: Byeee
11. Zero Dark thirty
-J: People please show your respect to this amazing movie, coming, Zeeeero Dark Thirty hello, so soo glad you're here,
-Z.D.T: Affirmative. Me too.
-J: Wow, you girl need to relax, c'mon it's party time, and you are soo hot in this dress, tell me, who are you wearing?
-Z.D.T: My dress is Oscar de la Renta, my shoes are classic Saint Laurent Paris, my clutch is Armani and my jewellery Blue Nile and Irene Neuwirth. Over,
-J: WOW! That was a full report, thank you so much, fashionistas did you write them down? Hahaha.. so have fun tonight!
-Z.D.T: Affirmative.
-J:Oook..
That's all for now..
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